Coincidence? I Think Not

I am not a strong believer in the notion that everything happens for a reason.  However, I've been wrong before so I'm willing to entertain the thought I could be wrong again.  For example, I was wrong that Elvis is, in fact, alive and well and living in Kalamazoo.  Although I want to go on record right now as saying should he ever emerge anywhere in the western part of Michigan, I told you so.  I was also wrong about who shot J.R., but given the information we had at that time, I think it was both thoughtful and reasonable to assume Bobby did it.  And please don't even get me started on my miscues on the whole Luke and Laura fiasco.  Who could have known?!?!



But my once unshakable disbelief in destiny is beginning to tremble.  I keep receiving Pull-Ups coupons in the mail.  Does somebody, somewhere think I'm supposed to start potty-training my two-and-a-half-year-old?  If I don't start until he turns three, will Spiderman underwear coupons emerge from the Great Beyond? 

I'm really not yet convinced I'm being watched and gently prodded.  I'm considering testing my theory by pouring my daughter a glass of whole milk the day after her second birthday and watching the mail for coupons for 1%.  I swear I'll break out the Ouija Board if I have to, People!

 

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