My Daughter's A Stripper

Posted by Sheri at 5/24/2007 1:27 PM and is filed under uncategorized

Bam Bam will no longer keep her clothes on.  Miss one 529 payment and all of a sudden the girl thinks she needs to put herself through school.  In hindsight I guess the two piece, All-American red, white and blue bikini with stripes for bottoms and stars (hello, pasties!) for a top I draped her in as an infant wasn't so prudent after all.  Now every time she pulls her shirt up to show someone her bellybutton I shriek, "STOP!  NOT SO FAR!  THOSE AREN'T BELLYBUTTONS!!"

She had so much potential, too.  Ah well, another sun sets, another dream dies.

 

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  • 5/24/2007 6:53 PM Julie wrote:
    Hilarious!
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  • 6/7/2007 8:04 AM Binky wrote:
    Damn. I never connected missing that 529 payment with my daughter's obsession with "boobies!" and with fondling her genitalia, but now that you mention it...

    (I came here via the link at Mom-101's site, and now I'm off to add you to my Bloglines)
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  • 6/7/2007 10:06 AM maggie wrote:
    My daughter spent the better part of both Saturday and Sunday running around stark naked at my mother's house. Lord knows what the neighbor's thought.
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