My Daughter's A Stripper

Bam Bam will no longer keep her clothes on.  Miss one 529 payment and all of a sudden the girl thinks she needs to put herself through school.  In hindsight I guess the two piece, All-American red, white and blue bikini with stripes for bottoms and stars (hello, pasties!) for a top I draped her in as an infant wasn't so prudent after all.  Now every time she pulls her shirt up to show someone her bellybutton I shriek, "STOP!  NOT SO FAR!  THOSE AREN'T BELLYBUTTONS!!"

She had so much potential, too.  Ah well, another sun sets, another dream dies.

 

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